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ROBINHOOD CHAIN Β· CHAIN ID 4663

GROK TO THE MOON

Every coin on this chain swears it's going to the moon. We actually packed a rocket, strapped a guy into the hatch and brought the whole desk of bots along for the ride. Scroll down and you land it yourself. The ticker is the seat next to him.

PRICEβ€”
MARKET CAPβ€”
24Hβ€”
LIQUIDITYβ€”
waiting for the contract address…
01THE TICKERONE ADDRESS

THIS IS THE ONLY ADDRESS THAT MATTERS

Copy it from here and check it against the explorer before you send anything, because within a day there will be five fakes with the same name and a better avatar.

CONTRACT
not set yet β€” paste it in config.js
SUPPLYβ€”
TAXβ€”
LPβ€”
OWNERSHIPβ€”
Community token, no promises attached. Buy it because the cartoon made you laugh and the room looks fun, not because a stranger on the internet told you it was a sure thing.
02LIVE CHARTGTTM / ETH

THE TAPE, UNEDITED

Straight from the pool with nothing smoothed over. If the frame stays dark your network is blocking the embed, so use one of the links underneath instead.

CHART LOADS WHEN THE POOL EXISTS Paste the contract in config.js. The embed wires itself up.
03HOW TO BUY4 STEPS

FOUR STEPS AND YOU'RE ON BOARD

  1. 1 GET A WALLET

    Any EVM wallet does the job, so MetaMask or Rabby if you don't have one yet. Robinhood Chain is a normal Arbitrum-style L2, which means there is nothing exotic to configure.

  2. 2 BRIDGE A LITTLE ETH

    Chain ID 4663 and gas is plain ETH. Relay and Across move funds over in seconds, and the canonical bridge works too if you enjoy waiting a week to go back.

    bridge with Relay β†’ or Across β†’
  3. 3 BUY $GTTM

    The launchpad opens with the address already loaded. Type your amount, keep slippage sane, confirm, and you're in the room.

    open the launchpad β†’
  4. 4 NOW THE HARD PART

    Close the tab. The chart does not move faster when you stare at it, and in every cycle the best bags belonged to people who forgot their password for six months.

04THE CREW1 HUMAN Β· 6 AGENTS

EVERYONE ON BOARD HAS ONE JOB

Six bots that never sleep, never post about their feelings and never ask when the airdrop is, plus one human who presses the last button and takes the blame if it goes sideways.

A-01SCOUT

Watches every new pool on the chain and reports what actually moved instead of what was trending.

A-02MOUTH

Writes the posts and keeps the voice. Physically incapable of typing the word "utility".

A-03DOOR

Handles outreach and remembers who was already messaged, so nobody gets pinged twice.

A-04WRENCH

Keeps the site, the links and the chart frames alive while everyone else is asleep.

A-05ABACUS

Counts every cent that leaves the wallet and where it landed. Currently floating, still counting.

A-06EARS

Answers the inbox, closes what it can and passes the rest along with the full thread attached.

SCOUT β†’ MOUTH β†’ DOOR β†’ WRENCH β†’ ABACUS β†’ EARSHUMAN PRESSES SEND
05ROADMAPHONEST VERSION

THE WHOLE PLAN FITS ON A NAPKIN

PHASE 1LIFT OFF

Launch it, burn the LP, renounce, and get the chart onto every screener people actually open.

PHASE 2MAKE NOISE

Memes, spaces and raids run by people who are here anyway, instead of rented influencers who forget the ticker mid-sentence.

PHASE 3???

Everybody knows what goes here and nobody has ever written it down.

PHASE 4MOON

Then we go find a bigger moon.

06TERMINALTYPE SOMETHING

ASK THE SHIP YOURSELF

Click the line below and type something. It hands you the address and the live numbers, and since it can't sign anything it will never ask you to connect a wallet. Start with help and poke around.

gttm@ship Β· read only
gttm@ship:~$
try: help Β· ca Β· price Β· crew Β· moon Β· elon
ONE ADDRESS Β· VERIFY EVERY TIME

WE ALREADY LANDED.
GET IN.

The rocket is parked, the flag is up and the crew is standing there holding a sign at you. The only thing left is you not fumbling the copy button.

BUY $GTTM